You know you’re a pro fisherman when…

* You have a shiner dangling from your rear view mirrow because you think it makes a good air freshener.
* Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your whaler.
* You call your boat “sweetheart” and your wife “grady”
* Hiller’s Sport shop has your credit card number on file.
* You keep a ugly stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels with.
* You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.
* You name your black lab “Mercury” and your white cat “Evinrude”.
* Fisherman’s World has a private line just for you.
* You honeymooned in Montauk–ALONE.
* You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
* You have a photo of your 40 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.
* You consider Slim Jim’s and Bud Lite a complete meal.
* You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
* You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a Trilene knot.
* Your wife takes multiple doses of fish oil so you’ll notice her more.
* You think there are four seasons–Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.
* Your $80,000 boat’s trailer needs new tires so you just “borrow” the ones off your wife’s van.
* Your wife tells you she is feeling “frisky” but you don’t know what she means until she explains she wants to spawn.
* You trade your wifes van for a smaller vehicle so your boat will fit in the garage.
* Your kids know it’s Saturday—Because the boats gone!!

This is an old one modified for you boys in the sound.